And then we'll all watch Stepmom
Characters: SJ (single), Leah (long term relationship), Laura (long term relationship: engaged), and Me (as single as they come)
Location: the living room of my apartment. Hanging out.
Me: Oh by the way SJ, you're invited to "Single Girls' Night", because we're tired of couples being allowed to have couples night. We can be equally exclusive!
SJ: Hooray!
Laura: Yeah? Well Leah and I are going to have "Girls who are in a relationship night"
Leah: Yeah- held in my apartment. Across the hall
SJ: We'll have them on the same night
Laura: We'll have strippers!
... awkward silence...
Me: We'll play pranks on you guys!
Laura: We'll make crank calls!
Leah: We'll throw water balloons at you!
SJ: We'll initiate a pillow fight!
Me: We'll adjust your scales so that when you weigh yourself it reads 5 lbs heavier!
Laura: We'll put Nair in your shampoo!
SJ: We'll switch your sugar with salt!
Leah: We'll throw HAND GRENADES
So over in one apartment: "Eeek that balloon was so splashy that my hair got wet! Bummer now I have to straighten it again!" and in the other: BOOOOOM "Cripes! Who knows how to file for disability?"
15 comments:
um, hi this post made me laugh out loud at my desk. ohhh roomates. gotta love them :)
go team hand grenades! Boy am I glad I am on Leah's side!
Oooh, World War III between the singles and the attached!
Last time I went out for a single gals night... I met my boyfriend. That was 2-1/2 years ago.
Ha!
I am such a boy, the only thing I'll remember is "pillow fight."
hahaha. this was an actual exchange? awesome.
You're hysterical. I love it.
I've decided that I want to live across the hall from you. "Cripes. Who knows how to file for disability?" Hehe. Cracked me up!
Nair in the shampoo is the best one.
I'm attached, but I'd come to the singles party because I'd be afraid the attached party would be all about how terrible spouses are. I've heard my wife's pals talk, and I can only imagine what she sounds like when I'm not there.
We can talk about how men stink. Fish without bicycles, etc. I'm in.
ha! Fish without bicycles - love it! (am I allowed to comment on other peoples comments?)
Lise, this is a great and hilarious reguritation of last nights conversation!
SJ (aka Queenie?)
hahaha...you crack me up....that must have been fun...awww miss havin room mates...
Hahaha! That sounds like tons of fun! I miss having girl friends around.
hahaha! I just laughed out loud at that one. Great exchange!! Go single girls!
I love it!This made me laugh and smile - I need that thanks!
I miss college. Gah. Life is no fun when you're old.
definitely laughed out loud at the last part. thanks :)
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