Sitemeter: How to find my blog

I keep track of how people find my blog (don't know how to do that? Get sitemeter). There have been some really hilarious ones which I am about to list. Brianna has done this a couple times and it always makes me laugh.

A lot lot lot of people find me by searching for webkinz cheats, hand holding, speedskater apollo (is he still big?), Rosie the Riveter, cheer leading monologues, and images of Jack Jack from The Incredibles. I've also been hit a couple times by people looking for the "bitch slap Barbie from conneticut" scrubs quote, "pee twice a day", "nutmegged by a girl", "mole on back hurts", "sit beside or across table" (I feel sorry for the person who turns to the internet for advice on such topics), "all female sports medieval times", "only child personal space", and " picture of woman holding childs hand"

Theres also a lot of people looking for romantic help it seems. People have found my by searching "flirting games that involve touching or pushing", " cinnamon girl soulmate ny", " dominican soulmate", and a personal favourite "Insatiable wives" (WHO SEARCHED THAT!). In the topic of pervy searches, how about "woman flirt with teenage lifeguard" or " mennonite slut girls" or, even better yet, "a picture of a boy swimmin without his his swim trunks".

Also, let this be maybe a tutorial on how to use google? Here are some really stupid searches, where I just want to find these people and help them. And then ask why its so important to cheat the webkinz system.
- how do you make cinnamon hearts on webkinz?
- where can I get a 8 numbers and letters webkinz code with no webkinz
- will somebody give me there webkinz username and password (their! for the love of good grammar!)
- tell me somebody's password and username for webkinz and don't lie (I can totally picture some eight year old doing two finger typing, getting frustrated by finding a website where people just dish out their passwords, so s/he appends the "don't lie" part.)